Wildlife Guardians Gifts

Transatlantic.

The Jeopardy of Progress

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

"Smokey The Tree"

Monkey-artist

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

The Golfing Accident

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

Bumble Bee

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

'Sorry, but I'm arresting you for being in possession of an endangered wild coho salmon.'

The melting polar ice caps

Biodiversity

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

"It's trickle down."

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

'Hmm ... wonder how much ivory fetches these days.'

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

"When the researcher said we were going to a gated community, I had no idea what he meant."

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

"Relax. They're just crows."

"These are the environmentalists who set the Amazon forest on fire!"