Wildlife Guardian Gifts

'Uh oh, there's an icebreaker coming our way!'

'Eye response, normal.' - Deer Physicals.

Deer sitting in house surrounded by mounted human heads.

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

An angry Elephant has finally found the person who has his former foot (a Hunter in his Den) using it for a waste-paper basket.

Monkey steeling Eggs. Bird attacking monkey.

'Have fun, but be careful - those things are loaded with nones, keys and loose change.'

VETERINARIAN: 'He has a nervous twitch.'

Earth Day Summit.

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"Of course there's a penguin in your fridge. Now you b*****ds have destroyed my habitat with global warming, I have to live somewhere."

"I'm sorry, these are tears of joy: I had not seen anybody of our species for years!"

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"Smokey The Tree"

The Golfing Accident

Monkey-artist

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

Bumble Bee

Solar Frankenstein

'Sorry, but I'm arresting you for being in possession of an endangered wild coho salmon.'

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

The melting polar ice caps

Biodiversity

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

"It's trickle down."

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.