Wildlife Ranger Gifts

Our family migrates in late summer. Pride goeth before the fall! Game Reserve.

No Hunting. I have always depended on the kindness of rangers.

Raccoons! Single file into the crate! Snake! Back in your hole! Crickets! Keep it down! Animal Control Freak.

Camping with Mr. Thorough

'...I've got a real jerk of a bear breathing down my neck.'

'I don't mean to discourage you, but go home and play on your own range.'

Hunters who have run out of species to hunt, shooting a butterfly

Snowmobile caught in a bear trap

'Give yourselves up!'

'Maybe next time you'll remember to bring the ear tags.'

'Sorry, but I'm arresting you for being in possession of an endangered wild coho salmon.'

Deer Crossing with Attitude sign.

City Zoo: Day Care

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

Wildlife

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

"Cat box"

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

Giraffe Umbrella

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Sign my yearbook?"

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Look, a bug!"

"Mind the whale, dear."

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Duck Hunt