Wildlife Ranger Gifts

Camping with Mr. Thorough

'...I've got a real jerk of a bear breathing down my neck.'

'I don't mean to discourage you, but go home and play on your own range.'

Hunters who have run out of species to hunt, shooting a butterfly

Snowmobile caught in a bear trap

'Give yourselves up!'

'Maybe next time you'll remember to bring the ear tags.'

'Sorry, but I'm arresting you for being in possession of an endangered wild coho salmon.'

Deer Crossing with Attitude sign.

City Zoo: Day Care

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

Wildlife

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

"Cat box"

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

Giraffe Umbrella

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"Sign my yearbook?"

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Look, a bug!"

Duck Hunt

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"Mind the whale, dear."

Piranhaclaus

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."