Zoo Ranger Gifts

'I just can't figure it out.'

Bitchbark Canoe

City Zoo: Day Care

The Zoo.

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

A mother and baby elephant

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

"I do miss trees but I don't miss the raking."

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

Bear Hugging Season Open

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Giraffe Selfie

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

Beaver tower

Dog tries to obey No Dog sign

Monkeys/Humans in the zoo.

At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

'Sorry, but I'm arresting you for being in possession of an endangered wild coho salmon.'

Jungle Stores.

'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!'

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

ZOO

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'

Too much monkey business...

Even for a mountain goat he's good.