Zoo Ranger Mugs

'I just can't figure it out.'

Bitchbark Canoe

City Zoo: Day Care

The Zoo.

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

A mother and baby elephant

"I do miss trees but I don't miss the raking."

Giraffe Selfie

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

Bear Hugging Season Open

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

Monkeys/Humans in the zoo.

Dog tries to obey No Dog sign

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...

Jungle Stores.

'Sorry, but I'm arresting you for being in possession of an endangered wild coho salmon.'

'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!'

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

ZOO

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

Zoo animals.

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'

Too much monkey business...

Zoo Inc. Management Structure