Zoo Wanderer Mugs

Tasting Zoo

"I suppose that by the time a giraffe's breakfast reaches its stomach, it has become its lunch?"

Slowly slowly catchy monkey!

Child releasing crocodile into penguin enclosure

'Nice place to visit but I wouldn't want to live there.'

Animals to look at when killing time for the coach.

City Zoo: Day Care

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

The Zoo.

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"Meet the scribe"

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

A mother and baby elephant

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"Where the wild things were."

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Hither and Yon sign

Monkey-artist

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

Giraffe Selfie

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

Monkeys/Humans in the zoo.

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'