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Tasting Zoo

"I suppose that by the time a giraffe's breakfast reaches its stomach, it has become its lunch?"

Slowly slowly catchy monkey!

Child releasing crocodile into penguin enclosure

'Nice place to visit but I wouldn't want to live there.'

Animals to look at when killing time for the coach.

City Zoo: Day Care

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

The Zoo.

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"Meet the scribe"

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

A mother and baby elephant

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

Hither and Yon sign

"You're my Mona Lisa."

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

Monkey-artist

Giraffe Selfie

"Where the wild things were."

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

Monkeys/Humans in the zoo.

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'