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'Guilt-inducing exhibits' 'Relatively -guilt-free exhibits'

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

"I suppose it has to have a long neck because its head is so far from its body?"

Laughing Hyenas.

Chameleon

"Bingo Tim: I can get a two-bar signal from here!"

Lion Head

Do Not Feed the Animals

'Hand me that catheter, will you Floyd?'

"It says 'do not feed the monkeys'- but ten pound notes are ok."

Leopard.

Veterinary Dentist.

Yawning is contagious.

'My teacher says they don't see very well.'

Owl

'The hyenas should make a full recovery. After all, laughter is the best medicine.'

Brown, Jones and Robinson - Zoological gardens.

Zoo. Meerkats. No, "meerkats" is just their name. Nobody's trying to make them feel insignificant.

Wild Animal Park. It's been another good mother's day around here. Beach. Gifts. Jungle. This morning the oyster moms were served breakfast in bed. The lambs gave their mother a wool scarf they made themselves. And the momma elephant got a photo album full of memories. Where all the animals now? This place looks deserted. They must have heard the tiger is taking his mother out to dinner.

"Behold the secret to happiness."

City Zoo: Day Care

The Zoo.

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"Cat box"

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Fly Football

"When is my next parole hearing?"

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

A mother and baby elephant

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

"Look, a bug!"

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.