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'Guilt-inducing exhibits' 'Relatively -guilt-free exhibits'

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

"I suppose it has to have a long neck because its head is so far from its body?"

Laughing Hyenas.

Chameleon

"Bingo Tim: I can get a two-bar signal from here!"

Lion Head

Do Not Feed the Animals

'Hand me that catheter, will you Floyd?'

"It says 'do not feed the monkeys'- but ten pound notes are ok."

Leopard.

Veterinary Dentist.

Yawning is contagious.

'My teacher says they don't see very well.'

Owl

'The hyenas should make a full recovery. After all, laughter is the best medicine.'

Brown, Jones and Robinson - Zoological gardens.

"Behold the secret to happiness."

City Zoo: Day Care

The Zoo.

"Cat box"

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"When is my next parole hearing?"

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

Fly Football

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

A mother and baby elephant

"Look, a bug!"

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'Are we there yet?'

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"