Zoo Quester T-Shirts

'I'd like to eat out for a change.'

City Zoo: Day Care

The Zoo.

A mother and baby elephant

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

Giraffe Selfie

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

Monkeys/Humans in the zoo.

Jungle Stores.

At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

Mother and Baby Hippopotamus.

Zoo Inc. Management Structure

"Quantum Physics"? How am I going to learn all of this stuff? A bit at a time?

Zoo animals.

Too much monkey business...

Domestic event in the Zoological Gardens No. II. - Delicate state of the hippopotamus

"Bet you five bucks they both fall for the old 'zebra egg'."

Visit to the antediluvian reptiles at sydenham - Master Tom strongly objects to having his mind improved.

"'Course I've seen one before...but never one that ate peanuts!"

Wild Cow.

Zoo. It's wednesday again --- time to wash the camels. I hate "hump" day. (Published originally on July 20, 2005).

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

'I know it's hard to believe. But biological speaking, they're our closest relatives.'

The Litany Of Fun

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

"All right, pal, I'm just saying, that's what I'd do if it was my Large Hadron Collider."

Casual Friday at the Zoo. Penguins.