Quail Quester T-Shirts

"Pull!"

"Do me next."

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

Homo Gamus

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Gamers

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

"Be or be not. There is no question."

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

"All right, pal, I'm just saying, that's what I'd do if it was my Large Hadron Collider."

"It's an interdimensional portal that can facilitate travel across both space and time... but we mostly use it for storage."

"The audience is really classy tonight, they are throwing quail eggs."

'I was working on developing anti-matter under laboratory conditions, but I couldn't find anything to keep it in.'

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

"We seem to be at that point where particle physics leaves of and theology begins."

'My God Pearson you're right. All these years the greates scientific minds have been looking for the theory of everything and all we had to do was Google it!'

Time Travel Research Lab

'Fortunes, Impressions, Hunches, Wild Guesses'

'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'

'Scientists claim they have found the 'God Particle'. In a related story, they are still looking for the 'Job Creator Particle'.'

"I think he's lost."

'Newton's fourth law - physicists congregate periodically in obscure European cities to have their picture taken, and then they quickly disperse.

'So, there really is a Higgs Boson?'

"Dark energy's hard to detect because it's made from happiness."

'I became a theoretical physicist because my poor hand-eye coordination precluded me from doing experiments...'

"Hello! - Have you ever thought about changing your energy supplier..?"

'I'd like to eat out for a change.'

Higgs Boson particles at a training session: "Geneva is a no-fly zone."

"Sign here, initial here, rassle Zeke for the keys and you're all set."

"The road head is filled with danger. Take this lawyer for protection."

The Water Diviner

"This job could lead to smaller things."