Cosmic Quester T-Shirts

'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

Head over Hooves

Hair Crop Circle

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

The Lost World: You are Here

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

Emergency exit into Space

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

Space shuttle helping to unlock the secrets of the universe.

'Alpha centuri: 24 trillion miles - Wormhole route: 76 miles.

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

Small child in plane made from cardboard boxes

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'