Cosmic Quester Gifts

'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

Hair Crop Circle

Head over Hooves

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"It's the dawn of a new era"

The Lost World: You are Here

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

Emergency exit into Space

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, in all the solar systems, in all the galaxies, in all the universe, she walks into mine.

"Quantum Physics"? How am I going to learn all of this stuff? A bit at a time?

Mars Poppins

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

"I've been genetically modified!"

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

Space shuttle helping to unlock the secrets of the universe.

'Alpha centuri: 24 trillion miles - Wormhole route: 76 miles.

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

Why Radio Astronomers often strike out.