Cosmic Connection Seeker Gifts

"I've been entangled with a photon on the other side of the galaxy for eons, and then yesterday, out of the blue, she said she wants to date OTHER particles!"

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

"It's the dawn of a new era"

WiFi Signals

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

Space shuttle helping to unlock the secrets of the universe.

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

Are you interested in UFOs? Advanced life forms? Free medical screenings? Alternative underwear? Snacks and refreshments? Non-sexual turtles? Reverse pound cake? Science? Join us.

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

Why Radio Astronomers often strike out.

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

"A study finds that there are billions of earth-like planets in our galaxy."

How Patrick Moore chooses a hotel..."Hmmm four stars".

"Do you think it's a form of greeting?"

"Saturn. No contest. A deadly, treacherous gas giant ringed by a gossamer halo of ice. It symbolizes both death and life. Both evil and good. It symbolizes existence itself."