Cosmos Seeker Gifts

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

"Don't worry... they're not swearing. They're astrophysicists."

Mars Rover - 'They are right, men are from mars.'

Emergency exit into Space

"Siri, find oxygen."

Eva Mendez

"Let's f**k up Mars!"

Maitre d' to astronaut couple entering restaurant: 'Gravity or no-gravity?'

"I've either discovered dark matter, or I've left the lens cap on."

"So I gave her the 2-diamond love-and-BFFF ring and she grave me a big kiss, sold it, and went on a cruise. That's bad, right?!"

'It's called a telescope son. It's sort of like a low-tech search engine.'

'We're going to look pretty stupid if it's not a Michelin star.'

'Johannes Kepler's uphill batle'

'Scientists agree the universe is expanding - Mendenhall is trying to find out where the financing is coming from.'

Cosmology marches on. . .

'Where did you leave the ship?'

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

'Well, I finally made the switch from cable to satellite.'

'Just as I suspected. The wormhole is located behind the Dog Star.'

"This guy has the entire universe and still has to tailgate me!"

"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."

"I'll believe in global warming when I see it!"

"We seem to be at that point where particle physics leaves of and theology begins."

'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'

Astronomer reaching for the stars through a telescope (with his hand coming out of the top, near the stars).

'Well that's certainly new!'

We're looking for a house with a bigger crawl space… Realty.

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

'We've discovered a massive dust and gas cloud which is either the beginning of a new star or just a hell of a lot of dust and gas.'

Space: Property of No-One

The Big Drip Theory of the Universe

'It's all right, Dad -- it's a Buddhist chat room!'

"Five minutes, General."

"He says he's been trying to get through for ages, but the line's always busy."

Just before The Big Bang