Cosmic Chaser Gifts

'Well that's certainly new!'

J2 Space-Time Institute: Where? When? We're working on it.

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Painting clouds

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

dog vs UFO...

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

The World Wide Web.

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Visit to the antediluvian reptiles at sydenham - Master Tom strongly objects to having his mind improved.

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

"Sheez. I hope they like pictures of dirt."

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

Football

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

'Look, dear, they offer cloud storage for optimistic economic projections...it's called Cloud 9.'

Life in the fastest lane.

"No, not that button!"

"Face it - in this town, either you're a star or you're just another brown dwarf."

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

Window in the Sky.

Astronaut

'Next time, Featherton, I'd like to see your sales projections without the clouds.'

'I think we went too far off the road, Hank.'

Walken On Clouds

"Do I use a cloud? I was downloaded from a cloud. Duh."

Golfing with God.

A man walks on the sidewalk trailing thought bubbles behind him.