Celestial Chaser Gifts

But what the asteroid hadn't counted on was the plucky courage and dogged determination of one young man. Albert Snipe, asteroid hunter.

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

The Solar System (after deregulation)

Painting clouds

Southwark Fair.

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

The World Wide Web.

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

"Sheez. I hope they like pictures of dirt."

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

Football

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

'Look, dear, they offer cloud storage for optimistic economic projections...it's called Cloud 9.'

Window in the Sky.

Astronaut

The Notre Dame Five Year Restoration Plan Swing Into Action.

Life in the fastest lane.

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

"Face it - in this town, either you're a star or you're just another brown dwarf."

'Next time, Featherton, I'd like to see your sales projections without the clouds.'

Cherub on a cloud

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"

Golfing with God.

God Plays Baseball with the Earth