Celestial Event Chaser Gifts

"Papi! There's a lunar eclipse tonight at 2:47 in the morning!"

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Painting clouds

The World Wide Web.

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

All-Candy Seder.

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

Football

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

'Look, dear, they offer cloud storage for optimistic economic projections...it's called Cloud 9.'

Window in the Sky.

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

'Next time, Featherton, I'd like to see your sales projections without the clouds.'

'We're too late for the Xmas Eve shindig but if you hurry we can just about make the New Year Eve one!'

Walken On Clouds

A man walks on the sidewalk trailing thought bubbles behind him.

'I'm NOT sweating -- those are OCEANS!'

Glimpses One Dollar

Golfing with God.

OOPS!

'Well that's certainly new!'

Old fashioned aeroplane with propeller.

"It says God created heaven and earth, then there was light. Why didn't He do it the other way round, when He could see what He was doing?"

"Joel Daniels: Live from behind the CVS"

"I did it Dad! I ran all the way home and beat the rain!"

But what the asteroid hadn't counted on was the plucky courage and dogged determination of one young man. Albert Snipe, asteroid hunter.

More jets.

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