Celestial Event Chaser Gifts

"Papi! There's a lunar eclipse tonight at 2:47 in the morning!"

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Painting clouds

The World Wide Web.

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

All-Candy Seder.

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

Football

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

'Look, dear, they offer cloud storage for optimistic economic projections...it's called Cloud 9.'

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

Window in the Sky.

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

'Next time, Featherton, I'd like to see your sales projections without the clouds.'

'We're too late for the Xmas Eve shindig but if you hurry we can just about make the New Year Eve one!'

A man walks on the sidewalk trailing thought bubbles behind him.

"Do I use a cloud? I was downloaded from a cloud. Duh."

'I'm NOT sweating -- those are OCEANS!'

Walken On Clouds

Golfing with God.

Glimpses One Dollar

OOPS!

'Well that's certainly new!'

Old fashioned aeroplane with propeller.

"I did it Dad! I ran all the way home and beat the rain!"

More jets.

"Joel Daniels: Live from behind the CVS"

How to survive the coming crash.

"Do you hear what I hear?"

"It says God created heaven and earth, then there was light. Why didn't He do it the other way round, when He could see what He was doing?"

But what the asteroid hadn't counted on was the plucky courage and dogged determination of one young man. Albert Snipe, asteroid hunter.

'No, Brian, an asteroid impact would never take us by surprise like it did the dinosaurs because we're highly intelligent and they were very stupid and dull-witted.'