Celestial Event Junkie Gifts

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

Glimpses One Dollar

You are everywhere.

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

"I'm your sun!"

"Just a few more minutes. The system's down but we got a guy working on it."

'I hate to break it to you, but moons don't grow up to be planets OR stars.'

'Whoops!'

"Gazing at stars really makes you realise the insignificance of your co-workers."

Angel with speed camera.

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

'He seems nice.'

"Papi! There's a lunar eclipse tonight at 2:47 in the morning!"

'I miss the evildoers.'

'They're evolving like mad -- You put in way too many cosmic rays!'

'They're plowing you? -- how does it feel?', 'Groovy!'

Shoot for the moon or die in the vacuum of space

'Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.'

Budget Astronomy

Yoga birthday.

"What luck!"

"Apparently, 60 is the new dead."