Celestial Event Followers Gifts

"How do you know it was the Equinox?"

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"My name's God, and I approve this message."

Glimpses One Dollar

Topical fish have a need to keep up with current events,

"I'm your sun!"

Angel with speed camera.

"Do you hear what I hear?"

WTO-Free Traitor.

'No, Brian, an asteroid impact would never take us by surprise like it did the dinosaurs because we're highly intelligent and they were very stupid and dull-witted.'

'Yeah, but did you hear the crowd roar when I hooked the cape out of your hands?'

"Papi! There's a lunar eclipse tonight at 2:47 in the morning!"

'What if there's a Palestinian CRISIS?'

Angels aren't lackeys - do thine own work.

"It looks like we might all be able do a brunch on a Saturday three months from now."

The suite hereafter.

'God wants to see you.'

Asteroid Trajectory Assessment.

Heaven will look great on our r

'Don't look at me - I didn't have anything to do with Tunguska!'

"What luck!"

Nativity with the star crashing into the stable.

Ukrainian Refugees Prioritized

Solar eclipse 2024

'I'm afraid you've just missed him; he's having his appraisal.'

'Could you shinny up toward the middle, Bill?'

"How do you know how old God is?"

"Hey Siri, when's the next full moon?"

"And if I move Mercury over here, all the Libras go nuts."

Dead rock star plays loud music in heaven

Gossip Of The Stars.

Angel meeting the devil halfway for a smoke.

"Really looks like they could use a miracle about now sir!"

"Assigned to cloud nine! I haven't been there since I caught that twelve pound bass!"

"Joseph, what a wonderful creation."