"My name's God, and I approve this message."
Celestial Campaign Follower Gifts
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'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'
GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates
"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"
'Mmm...Smells like waffles!'
2016 election squabbles!
'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'
Palin 2012
Elections in the USA
The Clinton Campaign, post-mid-September
Pollster
Hide me. Under the table. What's the matter? He's coming. Who. Who??? The wolf! The hairy man. The insatiable and relentless one. Didn't we just finish an election cycle? There he is! Oh no! The 2020 elections are around the corner. Wolf Blitzer! Run! I'll tune in tomorrow. Don't eat me! CNN.
"Hot off the wire! In the latest poll, 99% of voters say they will be glad when the election is over... The poll has an error rate of plus or minus 2%."
The Great Divide.
"Well, you have to admire his honesty."
"Do you have a pill that relieves anger, nausea, depression and distrust? I plan on watching the presidential campaign."
"Find out what the people want so I can tell it like it is."
"You get a white robe, a halo, wings, and of course, free WIFI."
Cherub on a cloud
Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.
'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'
"C'mon, Hillary – just answer the question!"
"Here is the campaign strategy and here are the after-the-fact excuses."
Daisy Jazz Isobel Ridley
Meanwhile, back at the GOP presidential candidate interviews. . .
"Well, I don't think we should count on much help from the Russians this election."
"I hope it misses us!"
Media Reports: Vast majority of Americans agree - 'Country is going in wrong direction'...
'We're saved! -- it's Superdelegate!'
"I'm not unhappy, just surprised at all the other denominations that are here."
"We were thinking, since your head speechwriter understands the issues better than you do, speaks better than you do, is smarter and better-looking than you.."
"I Win!!!"
'What's the wi-fi like?'
RFK Jr Anti-Vax
Wimp and Wimpier: The Democratic Field for 2020
Celestial Campaign Follower Gifts Collection
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