Celestial Celebrators Gifts

"Really looks like they could use a miracle about now sir!"

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

"We fear no more for today is our Independence Day!"

Angel doing the hula hoop.

An amplified harp

Sir Patrick Moore.

Glimpses One Dollar

Angel with speed camera.

"I'm your sun!"

"All I know is that some of the best Christmas presents I've ever gotten have come from secular humanists."

Happy Earthday

Cinco de Mayo notwithstanding, drinking from the toilet was still prohibited in the Ramirez house.

"I pronounce you husband and wife of opposite sexes."

'God wants to see you.'

Angels aren't lackeys - do thine own work.

"What luck!"

Heaven will look great on our r

'Happy 138 B.C.!!'

Bassoonist cherub.

'I'm afraid you've just missed him; he's having his appraisal.'

'Could you shinny up toward the middle, Bill?'

Solar eclipse 2024

"How do you know how old God is?"

Hope for the New Year

Dead rock star plays loud music in heaven

'We're calling him Noah...'

"Should we just write them off as a tragic mistake..?"

"First one to eleven."

Angel meeting the devil halfway for a smoke.

"Assigned to cloud nine! I haven't been there since I caught that twelve pound bass!"

"Joseph, what a wonderful creation."

"We're engaged!"

Easter Bunny with a Stick and a Carrot.

'I died on the first day of the rest of my life.'

"With just a slight chance of meteor showers in the evening. . ."