Constellation Celebrator Gifts

Hope for the New Year

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

The Big Tipper

'Actually, I don't get out much. I spend most of my time alone, writing lyrical novels celebrating nature and the interconnectedness of all living things!'

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

"Of course, in cosmic years, we're still quite young."

"We fear no more for today is our Independence Day!"

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

Glimpses One Dollar

"Do you hear what I hear?"

"While Covid is still our top story scientists remain focused on Earth's pending collision with Jupiter."

Buffering

"What am I, chopped liver?"

'Let's see those smiles.'

I heart my bum.

Happy Earthday

"All I know is that some of the best Christmas presents I've ever gotten have come from secular humanists."

'There's the big tipper!'

"Reach for the stars! Are you Sirius?"

"What luck!"

The Great Teddy Bear

Dogs getting married have puppies carry their tails.

"I was hoping to capture a great scene from our universe. But I don't know if I succeeded."

After the death of New York City, Zeus placed it in the heavens as a constellation.

'Happy 138 B.C.!!'

Solar eclipse 2024

"It makes a four star restaurant look pretty damn small and insignificant."

"You mean we've got to do this seven times a year?" (Colour)

"Assigned to cloud nine! I haven't been there since I caught that twelve pound bass!"

"Welcome to the Cirque du Soleil!"

Bob, come settle an argument - Is this a black hole or a dark blue hole?

'Look, son, the big tipper.'

"Really looks like they could use a miracle about now sir!"