Constellation Lover Gifts

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Ghostwriting the Bible

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

Quantum Psychic

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

I catched a star for someone I love: you.

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

Glimpses One Dollar

"I don’t know why we bother traveling—they just missed the entire Milky Way."

Jenga!!!

A tessellation of running figures.

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

You are everywhere.

"I'll pass on reincarnation. I'm glad that I don't live in the age of Trump!"

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

'Whoops!'

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

"Gazing at stars really makes you realise the insignificance of your co-workers."

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

'I hate to break it to you, but moons don't grow up to be planets OR stars.'

"What am I, chopped liver?"

'He seems nice.'

Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman).

'It was a split decision.'

Lust in Space.

'They're plowing you? -- how does it feel?', 'Groovy!'