Constellation Connoisseur Gifts

"What am I, chopped liver?"

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

"You call this a constitution?"

"We evolved from asteroids"

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"Before I fight this dragon and rescue you, can I ask a few questions? Like, do you want kids? What's your passion? Where is 'home' to you? Do you have a financial philosophy?"

Larry was always invited on camping trips because of his ice chest

Man frozen in portrait pose.

'I forgot the question.'

Moliere

Angels shopping in a store called "Heaven Pharmacy: Self-serve"

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

"I was really impressed by the way you sent back the wine, though it did come in second to the waiter's uppercut."

C Day Lewis.

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"

Charles Dickens.

Bleak House

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Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

"Mr. Reagan, do you swear to tell the truth..."

'Who are you and what do you want?'

'Your hanging baskets are looking good this year, Sir Ranolf.'

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

'Your baseball card has more value than you do.'

"Wanna trade guys? My guy annoys me already. I like your guy."

Paradise: Collection of wine

'Honey, I fear, to be a European patriot means a little more than having a German beer for breakfast, Italian pizza and French wine for lunch and Spanish brandy for dinner...'

Old lady spying on the neighbours using a webcam.

Sergei Rachmaninov

Cloned Foods/Un-Cloned Foods.

'Well, yes. We are losing the battle, sire. But this is just an exhibition...'

When feud becomes best seller! Moby Dick vs Herman Melville!

'There's the big tipper!'

After the death of New York City, Zeus placed it in the heavens as a constellation.