Celestial Connoisseur Gifts

"Wanna trade guys? My guy annoys me already. I like your guy."

Angels after hours.

'James is very persuasive.'

Paradise: Collection of wine

Archimedes statue with a lever

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

"We evolved from asteroids"

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Prosecco

Un ballo in maschera

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

Prosecco Peacock

"Hey, would you mind taking a quick sculpture of me and my family?"

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

Music Student

"Some Debussy, Igor."

Fabulous civil union cake.

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

Sir Edward Elgar

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

Brahms and Liszt at Christmas!

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

Man frozen in portrait pose.

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

"How awful! - was he a band, or an orchestra conductor?"

"Yipeee!"

Sergey Rahmaninov

'Look Clara, I'm telling you for the last time, it's not me who's crazy. It's Eusebius.'

Richard Wagner's other Ring Cycle.

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

Moliere

Beer/Wine/Spirits.

"Greece! Greece! Greece! Every day it's the same! Just the constant Greece!"