Clairvoyant Connoisseur Gifts

"Mmmm... Let's see... Little cable cars...ah...ah...halfway to the...to the...aha! To the stars! ...I Left My Heart in San Francisco! Tony Bennett! Right?"

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

"The anger management consultant said he wasn't going to alter his **** dates at this t****stage which fits in with the 'managing change' consultant who said it was to late to change her plans..."

"We evolved from asteroids"

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

Pie Filling Reader

Imagine

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

'The Entrecote a la Bordelaise? It's stuff on a plate.'

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

Coming Soon! Taco Sphere

"I'd like a wine that was born in France and then bummed around California."

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"

'Now I'm going to lump all your nagging little worries into one big complex.'

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

"Out today due to foreseen circumstances."

"Well, well – if it isn't the old crystal ball and chain."

'Of course, simple mistakes can be done by anybody, but to really mess up things, you need a specialist: me, the IT consultant!'

"Don't forget, the market will take a sharp downturn on the stroke of midnight."

'Who are you and what do you want?'

'You have to learn to face reality.', 'Can't I just sneak up on it?'

'Don't worry Sir, being colour-blind is not much of a problem around here...'

'I'm worried - she insisted on closing every one of her accounts while she waited...'

"Wanna trade guys? My guy annoys me already. I like your guy."

Blue wine

'Your business plan needs work, I'm not feeling a tingle of moral remorse.'

Paradise: Collection of wine

"I'm working on a watercolor."

Old lady spying on the neighbours using a webcam.

"Oh, I was looking for something with a little more hay."

"I'm in a love-hate relationship with money. I love it and I hate not having it."

Crystal ball tells fortune teller: 'He's screwed.'

'Binge thinker'

"We have a Sauvignon Blanc to refresh your palate or a lick of this toad to obliterate your sense of self."