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"Mmmm... Let's see... Little cable cars...ah...ah...halfway to the...to the...aha! To the stars! ...I Left My Heart in San Francisco! Tony Bennett! Right?"

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

"The anger management consultant said he wasn't going to alter his **** dates at this t****stage which fits in with the 'managing change' consultant who said it was to late to change her plans..."

"We evolved from asteroids"

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

Pie Filling Reader

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

Imagine

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

Coming Soon! Taco Sphere

"I'd like a wine that was born in France and then bummed around California."

'The Entrecote a la Bordelaise? It's stuff on a plate.'

'Now I'm going to lump all your nagging little worries into one big complex.'

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

"Out today due to foreseen circumstances."

'Who are you and what do you want?'

"Don't forget, the market will take a sharp downturn on the stroke of midnight."

'Of course, simple mistakes can be done by anybody, but to really mess up things, you need a specialist: me, the IT consultant!'

"Well, well – if it isn't the old crystal ball and chain."

'You have to learn to face reality.', 'Can't I just sneak up on it?'

'Don't worry Sir, being colour-blind is not much of a problem around here...'

Paradise: Collection of wine

"Wanna trade guys? My guy annoys me already. I like your guy."

"I'm working on a watercolor."

'Your business plan needs work, I'm not feeling a tingle of moral remorse.'

Blue wine

'I'm worried - she insisted on closing every one of her accounts while she waited...'

Old lady spying on the neighbours using a webcam.

"I'm in a love-hate relationship with money. I love it and I hate not having it."

"We have a Sauvignon Blanc to refresh your palate or a lick of this toad to obliterate your sense of self."

"Oh, I was looking for something with a little more hay."

'Binge thinker'

The pilgrimage begins