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Madame Babushka: Palm reading, seances, portfolio management.

'Madame Astra spiritualist' door 'Please ring, knocking only confuses'

'I'm worried - she insisted on closing every one of her accounts while she waited...'

Madame Lucille - 'I predict the future'

"I can see...two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!"

"Well, well – if it isn't the old crystal ball and chain."

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

Asking out a palm reader.

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Quantum Psychic

"You're solemates!"

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

"What is it? You're not wet or hungry. Mommy's not a mind reader. OK, I am, but I've never been very good at it."

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

'I can see a visit to the vet, but, oh my, no more kids after that!...'

'F-E-E-D-T-H-E-D-O-G . . . Hey that's spooky! Why would your granddad say that?'

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

'I see you in five years from now, you're still coming to see me. Do you want me to book the appointments in advance?'

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

Psychic to Leylandii tree - 'You will reach great heights.'

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

"I see a girl, I see a marriage, I see her not understanding you, I see a beer belly. Do you want me to go on?"

"Even if I did believe that he was communicating through you. I'm afraid it's too late to change the will now."

'It's Blurred.'

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

"I see you, I see a vet, you're sore for weeks afterwards."

"Your husband says BOO!"

"A new set of dentures! Is that it?"

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

"You are going to meet a beautiful young lady at a biology lesson. . ."