Clairvoyance Enthusiast Gifts

Madame Babushka: Palm reading, seances, portfolio management.

Your future predicted. Zultan. $2. Very soon, you will wish you had those two bucks back.

'Madame Astra spiritualist' door 'Please ring, knocking only confuses'

'I'm worried - she insisted on closing every one of her accounts while she waited...'

Madame Lucille - 'I predict the future'

"I can see...two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!"

"Well, well – if it isn't the old crystal ball and chain."

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

Asking out a palm reader.

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Quantum Psychic

"You're solemates!"

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

"What is it? You're not wet or hungry. Mommy's not a mind reader. OK, I am, but I've never been very good at it."

'I can see a visit to the vet, but, oh my, no more kids after that!...'

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

'F-E-E-D-T-H-E-D-O-G . . . Hey that's spooky! Why would your granddad say that?'

'I see you in five years from now, you're still coming to see me. Do you want me to book the appointments in advance?'

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

Psychic to Leylandii tree - 'You will reach great heights.'

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

"Even if I did believe that he was communicating through you. I'm afraid it's too late to change the will now."

"I see a girl, I see a marriage, I see her not understanding you, I see a beer belly. Do you want me to go on?"

"I see you, I see a vet, you're sore for weeks afterwards."

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

'It's Blurred.'

"The only thing I'm sensing is an entrepreneurial spirit."

'How wonderful - the both of us in futures.'

'Could you ask him where he left the remote?'