'Madam Zora's one of our new schemes to future proof the business!'
Clairvoyance Gifts
Searching for a gift for someone fascinated by clairvoyance? Our collection blends humor with insight, offering unique items that speak to their love of the mystical and the unseen. Perfect for capturing their personality and passion, these products make meaningful surprises for anyone exploring the realms of intuition and foresight.
'You see me coming here every week and paying you fifty dollars...'
Fortune teller in smoking section.
'Shall we get started - You haven't got all day.'
"This is very mysterious. I can't seem to pick up anything at all about you, but I see 'Ivan the Terrible' coming to the Thalia."
"Can you just tell me where I put my keys?"
"On second thoughts... it might be better if you paid in advance."
'I can't give you any good news...My crystal ball is down.'
"If she's so good how come she didn't predict this?"
Chicken Séance,
"You will never catch up with the new technology."
"A stranger is about to come into your life!"
"We're having a special today on bright futures."
'Hey, Ruby, want to give this guy an estimate?'
"How frustrating. The crystal ball is down again."
"I now offer DVR service for clients for want to see their future later."
"Who's there?"
Crystal Ball Plug
"Do you have your pin number for the next year at the ready?"
"You wanted a second opinion."
"I'm having trouble summoning your deceased wife."
"You wanna put that back?"
"Uh, maybe the good news first then."
"Either the crystal ball's had it or you have."
"Where do you see me in five years?"
"Regarding your letter of next Monday ... "
'How much?!... I wanted my fortune read, not taken from me!'
"I can see you...becoming a strong, successful woman!"
'I keep getting his answering machine.'
"I used to get images, now it's all text messaging."
'I'm seeing 37 facebook requests from the afterlife !'
Madame Lucille Fortune Teller
"The only thing I'm sensing is an entrepreneurial spirit."
"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."
"Humbug! I don't believe that you can tell the future!"
Clairvoyance Gifts Collection
Clairvoyance Mugs
Discover a range of mystical mugs that capture the essence of clairvoyance. Perfect for those who love to ponder the future over a warm drink.
Clairvoyance Pillows
Add some mystical charm to their room with our clairvoyance-themed pillows, perfect for cozy reading or reflecting on the unseen.
Clairvoyance Prints
Check out our mystical prints that bring the allure of clairvoyance into their living space with style and whimsy.
Clairvoyance T-Shirts
Explore our humorous and insightful clairvoyance t-shirts—ideal for expressing their love for all things mystical and mysterious.