Clairvoyance Mugs

'Madam Zora's one of our new schemes to future proof the business!'

"Can you just tell me where I put my keys?"

'You see me coming here every week and paying you fifty dollars...'

Fortune teller in smoking section.

'Shall we get started - You haven't got all day.'

"This is very mysterious. I can't seem to pick up anything at all about you, but I see 'Ivan the Terrible' coming to the Thalia."

"How frustrating. The crystal ball is down again."

'I can't give you any good news...My crystal ball is down.'

"If she's so good how come she didn't predict this?"

Chicken Séance,

'Hey, Ruby, want to give this guy an estimate?'

"You will never catch up with the new technology."

"A stranger is about to come into your life!"

"On second thoughts... it might be better if you paid in advance."

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

"Either the crystal ball's had it or you have."

"Where do you see me in five years?"

"Regarding your letter of next Monday ... "

"I can see you...becoming a strong, successful woman!"

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

"Humbug! I don't believe that you can tell the future!"

"Who's there?"

"The only thing I'm sensing is an entrepreneurial spirit."

Madame Lucille Fortune Teller

'I'm seeing 37 facebook requests from the afterlife !'

"I used to get images, now it's all text messaging."

'I keep getting his answering machine.'

'How much?!... I wanted my fortune read, not taken from me!'

Medium Fries and a Drink

"You will soon come into a lot of money."

The Future of Palmistry

"You are going to meet a tall, dark stranger..."

Tarot Lying

"I now offer DVR service for clients for want to see their future later."

"I'm having trouble summoning your deceased wife."