Clairvoyant Gifts

'I only make predictions in retrospect.'

'That's the skip-forward button. Great for jumping to conclusions.'

'You say you're having trouble seeing into the future'

'You're going to get bigger.'

"Joe, is that you? Can you really hear me? What's the password for the email?"

"I need some medicine for an infection I'm going to get next week."

'And what makes you think you'll be good at planning ahead?'

'I see a woman with a very large, round nose... Oh, wait, that's my reflection. Let me try that again.'

"I see a girl, I see a marriage, I see her not understanding you, I see a beer belly. Do you want me to go on?"

Information desk manned by a fortune teller.

'My crystal ball is in the shop. Pick a fortune cookie.'

'Madam Zora's one of our new schemes to future proof the business!'

'Wait a minute! This isn't your future... it's Ken Lay's future.'

Psychic Car Mechanics.

'We'll start with the minutes of next year's AGM.'

'Your'e going to meet a tall, dark, stranger.'

'Soon you will be a widow! Your husband will meet a violent end!' 'Will I be acquitted?'

"Just what we've been looking for...a happy medium."

"Sorry, but my WiFi is down."

'Shall we get started - You haven't got all day.'

'When will it be o.k. to feel irrationally exuberant again?'

"I foresee a nasty fall in your future, but for twenty bucks I can give you a second opinion."

Welcome To The Psychic Convention.

"You're on mute."

Ouija board speaks recorded options

"Sometimes the future is bright, sometimes it's dark - it's all cyclical."

"This is very mysterious. I can't seem to pick up anything at all about you, but I see 'Ivan the Terrible' coming to the Thalia."

"Are you still deciding?"

'What're you doing, kid? You keep spoiling my surprise!'

"What is it? You're not wet or hungry. Mommy's not a mind reader. OK, I am, but I've never been very good at it."

Quantum Psychic

'Hope it's legit. I never had the chance to say good riddance.'

"A stranger is about to come into your life!"

'I see bloodshed at No.23,Mrs.Higgs at 34 has told her husband,Mrs.Blake at 42 is threatening to tell....'

"You will never catch up with the new technology."