"Regarding your letter of next Monday ... "
Clairvoyant Correspondent Gifts
Looking for a gift for a clairvoyant correspondent who loves to merge intuition with creativity? Our collection offers witty and thoughtful items that highlight their extraordinary skills. Whether it's a clever mug, a fun T-shirt, cozy pillows, or eye-catching prints, each piece celebrates their mystical talents with a playful twist. Perfect for those who see beyond the ordinary, our products make memorable gifts that resonate with their intuitive spirit and creative soul.
Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'
"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."
Asking out a palm reader.
Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...
Quantum Psychic
"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."
'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'
"You're solemates!"
"What is it? You're not wet or hungry. Mommy's not a mind reader. OK, I am, but I've never been very good at it."
'I can see a visit to the vet, but, oh my, no more kids after that!...'
"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"
Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.
'I see you in five years from now, you're still coming to see me. Do you want me to book the appointments in advance?'
"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"
"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"
'F-E-E-D-T-H-E-D-O-G . . . Hey that's spooky! Why would your granddad say that?'
Psychic to Leylandii tree - 'You will reach great heights.'
"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."
'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'
"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"
"I see a girl, I see a marriage, I see her not understanding you, I see a beer belly. Do you want me to go on?"
"I see you, I see a vet, you're sore for weeks afterwards."
"We're having a special today on bright futures."
'It's Blurred.'
'I really don't know how you got here with your life line!'
Ill next Thursday
"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"
'How wonderful - the both of us in futures.'
"Your husband says BOO!"
'Before we begin, let me see what my fortune cookie says.'
"A new set of dentures! Is that it?"
"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."
'Could you ask him where he left the remote?'
'I can't say what the market's going to do, but you're going to have fourteen children.'
Clairvoyant Correspondent Gifts Collection
Clairvoyant Correspondent Mugs
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Clairvoyant Correspondent Pillows
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Clairvoyant Correspondent Prints
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Clairvoyant Correspondent T-Shirts
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