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Madame Z, fortune teller...sees all/rells all...can help you find your car.

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

Asking out a palm reader.

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

Quantum Psychic

"He gets easily abstracted."

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

"You're solemates!"

"What is it? You're not wet or hungry. Mommy's not a mind reader. OK, I am, but I've never been very good at it."

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

'F-E-E-D-T-H-E-D-O-G . . . Hey that's spooky! Why would your granddad say that?'

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

'I see you in five years from now, you're still coming to see me. Do you want me to book the appointments in advance?'

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

Psychic to Leylandii tree - 'You will reach great heights.'

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

"I see a girl, I see a marriage, I see her not understanding you, I see a beer belly. Do you want me to go on?"

'It's Blurred.'

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

"I see you, I see a vet, you're sore for weeks afterwards."

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

'How wonderful - the both of us in futures.'

"The only thing I'm sensing is an entrepreneurial spirit."

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

"Your husband says BOO!"

Ill next Thursday

'I really don't know how you got here with your life line!'

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

'Could you ask him where he left the remote?'

'I can't say what the market's going to do, but you're going to have fourteen children.'