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"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Ghostwriting the Bible

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Quantum Psychic

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

I catched a star for someone I love: you.

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

A tessellation of running figures.

Jenga!!!

"I don’t know why we bother traveling—they just missed the entire Milky Way."

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

No caption. (An astronomer looks through a high-powered telescope while a baby in a crib looks through a hand-held scope).

Glimpses One Dollar

You are everywhere.

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

'I hate to break it to you, but moons don't grow up to be planets OR stars.'

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

'Whoops!'

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

"Gazing at stars really makes you realise the insignificance of your co-workers."

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

"I'll pass on reincarnation. I'm glad that I don't live in the age of Trump!"

"What am I, chopped liver?"

'He seems nice.'

Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman).

'It was a split decision.'

"God lives in the eternal present. The gift that keeps on giving."

CPA. It looks like some of our clients might have tax problems this year. Halley's Comet files a return only once every 75 years. And the black hole seems to be hiding lots of income. Neither Pluto nor Mars can pay what they owe. Pluto's assets are frozen. And Mars isn't called the "Red Planet" for no reason. I think earth might be the only one getting a refund. Of course, it has billions of dependents!