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Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

Quantum Psychic

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

No caption. (An astronomer looks through a high-powered telescope while a baby in a crib looks through a hand-held scope).

'Is this a cirrocumulus or what?'

"I don’t know why we bother traveling—they just missed the entire Milky Way."

God creating the galaxy.

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

Angels shopping in a store called "Heaven Pharmacy: Self-serve"

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

Jenga!!!

"What's so galling is that you don't even realize how Earthist you are."

You are everywhere.

Where Meteorites Come From. Ahh-choo!

"Another fly-over planet."

"Gazing at stars really makes you realise the insignificance of your co-workers."

Angel with speed camera.

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

'I hate to break it to you, but moons don't grow up to be planets OR stars.'

'Whoops!'

"I'm your sun!"

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

Why is it the universe keeps expanding but there's never any room in my closet?

"What am I, chopped liver?"

'He seems nice.'

'They're plowing you? -- how does it feel?', 'Groovy!'