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'There's the big tipper!'

After the death of New York City, Zeus placed it in the heavens as a constellation.

"I was hoping to capture a great scene from our universe. But I don't know if I succeeded."

The Great Teddy Bear

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

Marry me astronaut

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"You called me, boss?" "Yes, I overheard you talking to patrons about all the new planets we’ve found." "I want you to stop doing that." "At least until I’m done buying up as much of that real estate as I can. I don’t need any competitors driving up the prices." "Very bad man." "When the hipsters run out of cities to gentrify here, my properties on Gliese 581c are going to make a killing."

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

The Big Tipper

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

"It could never work between us."

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

Astronaut

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

Moon and Star

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

"We're fascinated by the crop circles in your field..We wondered if you could tell us how they got there ?"

'When is science going to explain the dark matter I find in my belly button every morning?'

Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!'

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

'Hey, guys, come over here. I just discovered the telescope.'

'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'

"That's want I call a meteor shower!"

Mel Hoffman - Attorney TO the stars.