Constellation Enthusiast Pillows

'There's the big tipper!'

After the death of New York City, Zeus placed it in the heavens as a constellation.

"I was hoping to capture a great scene from our universe. But I don't know if I succeeded."

The Great Teddy Bear

'Look, son, the big tipper.'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

Marry me astronaut

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

"You called me, boss?" "Yes, I overheard you talking to patrons about all the new planets we’ve found." "I want you to stop doing that." "At least until I’m done buying up as much of that real estate as I can. I don’t need any competitors driving up the prices." "Very bad man." "When the hipsters run out of cities to gentrify here, my properties on Gliese 581c are going to make a killing."

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

The Big Tipper

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

"I've been supporting life for billions of years! You'd think they'd be supporting themselves by now!"

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

"It could never work between us."

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

Astronaut

Moon and Star

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

'When is science going to explain the dark matter I find in my belly button every morning?'

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

"We're fascinated by the crop circles in your field..We wondered if you could tell us how they got there ?"

Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!'

Angels shopping in a store called "Heaven Pharmacy: Self-serve"

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,