Constellation Lovers Pillows

You star!

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

Quantum Psychic

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

Jenga!!!

'Is this a cirrocumulus or what?'

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

God creating the galaxy.

"I don’t know why we bother traveling—they just missed the entire Milky Way."

Angels shopping in a store called "Heaven Pharmacy: Self-serve"

"What's so galling is that you don't even realize how Earthist you are."

You are everywhere.

'I hate to break it to you, but moons don't grow up to be planets OR stars.'

"Gazing at stars really makes you realise the insignificance of your co-workers."

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

Angel with speed camera.

'Whoops!'

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

"I'm your sun!"

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

"Another fly-over planet."

"What am I, chopped liver?"

'He seems nice.'

'They're plowing you? -- how does it feel?', 'Groovy!'