Celestial Connoisseurs T-Shirts

Angels shopping in a store called "Heaven Pharmacy: Self-serve"

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"We evolved from asteroids"

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

Henrik Ibsen,

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

"It could never work between us."

Moon and Star

Astronaut

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!'

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

"Stocks closed higher on news the U.S. budget deficit and the universe are expanding, so go with the flow."

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'

Coming Soon! Taco Sphere

"You get a white robe, a halo, wings, and of course, free WIFI."

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

'Is this a cirrocumulus or what?'

No caption. (An astronomer looks through a high-powered telescope while a baby in a crib looks through a hand-held scope).

"Oh boy, what a treat! Ladies and gentlemen, tonight we get a full view of the Supermoon."

'Do you have to yell 'far out!' every time you see something new?'

You are everywhere.

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

"All I get is a bird's eye view."

'Beat it'

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

Now entering: Space. Population - wouldn't you like to know.

'I hate to break it to you, but moons don't grow up to be planets OR stars.'

'Whoops!'

Angel with speed camera.

"I'm your sun!"

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

Les Bons Bourgeois - Looking in vain for the planet Leverrier