Celestial Connoisseurs Mugs

Angels shopping in a store called "Heaven Pharmacy: Self-serve"

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"We evolved from asteroids"

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

Henrik Ibsen,

"It could never work between us."

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

Moon and Star

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

Astronaut

Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!'

"You get a white robe, a halo, wings, and of course, free WIFI."

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

"Stocks closed higher on news the U.S. budget deficit and the universe are expanding, so go with the flow."

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

"Oh boy, what a treat! Ladies and gentlemen, tonight we get a full view of the Supermoon."

'Is this a cirrocumulus or what?'

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

'Do you have to yell 'far out!' every time you see something new?'

'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

Coming Soon! Taco Sphere

You are everywhere.

Les Bons Bourgeois - Looking in vain for the planet Leverrier

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

'I hate to break it to you, but moons don't grow up to be planets OR stars.'

'Whoops!'

"Gazing at stars really makes you realise the insignificance of your co-workers."

Now entering: Space. Population - wouldn't you like to know.

Angel with speed camera.

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

"All I get is a bird's eye view."

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

"I'm your sun!"