Celestial Admirers Mugs

"Holy Mackerel!"

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

Angels shopping in a store called "Heaven Pharmacy: Self-serve"

"You get a white robe, a halo, wings, and of course, free WIFI."

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

'Is this a cirrocumulus or what?'

You are everywhere.

'I hate to break it to you, but moons don't grow up to be planets OR stars.'

'Whoops!'

"I'm your sun!"

Angel with speed camera.

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

"Gazing at stars really makes you realise the insignificance of your co-workers."

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

'He seems nice.'

A little night music...

Hubble Telescope

'They're evolving like mad -- You put in way too many cosmic rays!'

'They're plowing you? -- how does it feel?', 'Groovy!'

Lunar Eclipse

Shoot for the moon or die in the vacuum of space

Marriage Counseling.

Budget Astronomy

Shadow

"It looks like everything is made out of memory foam these days."

"Apparently, 60 is the new dead."