Cosmic Admirers Mugs

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

The star hunters

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

The Big Tipper

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

Save Mars

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

"It could never work between us."

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

Moon and Star

Astronaut

'When is science going to explain the dark matter I find in my belly button every morning?'

Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!'

'The Werewolf Diet? It's great: you can eat anything you want, but only during the full moon.'

'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

Aurora

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

"What's the first thing you remember?" "Why do you ask?" "Because it'll help the cosmologists." "Come again?" "Cosmologists have discovered a lot about the universe. In 1990, they discovered cosmic microwaves are 'black body radiation.'" "What that means is, they discovered the microwave radiation that fills the universe conforms exactly to a pattern known as a 'black body spectrum' that was predicted by models of the Big Bang." "English!!!" "They proved the Big Bang happened." "But one of the b

"You get a white robe, a halo, wings, and of course, free WIFI."

"Remember son, evolution peaks with us - chimps were in space before man!"

"Oh boy, what a treat! Ladies and gentlemen, tonight we get a full view of the Supermoon."

'Do you have to yell 'far out!' every time you see something new?'

"Stocks closed higher on news the U.S. budget deficit and the universe are expanding, so go with the flow."

'It may be just a dog turd too you - but to Professor Brian Cox and me it's a little piece of stardust.' (Based on the fact that Professor Cox is fond of stating that most of the atoms that make up living things was created inside stars)

The Dawn of Time.

Day One, NASA

'The scientific explanation is that the universe expands exponentially, and your body is expanding with it.'

Les Bons Bourgeois - Looking in vain for the planet Leverrier