Cosmic Enthusiasts Mugs

The Big Bang - Preachers.

'I don't deny that my client murdered a man, but his moon was in Taurus, folks, His moooooon was in Taurus!'

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

Quantum Psychic

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

"We evolved from asteroids"

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

Blue Origin

The Big Tipper

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

NASA Special

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

'GM apples prevent Migraine'

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

"I'm studying the effects of prolonged radiation exposure on a panzerotti."

"It could never work between us."

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

"No, Einstein's theory of relativity isn't, 'don't marry your cousin.'"

'What it all means is, ker-booom!'

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

"Welcome to Mars. We assume you're all up to date on your vaccinations?"

"Well, we got the grant."

'I started off as a single cell and now I'm in one.'

'I'm just here on a lay-over.'