Cosmology Enthusiast Mugs

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

'Our wartime strategy? Have you ever heard of the 'Big Bang' theory?'

Professor Malinowski Failed to Impress His Audience with his Small Bang Theory.

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

Fear/Knowledge

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

'But what is the universe for?'

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Child drawing fish from life by putting his head in a pond.

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

Archimedes statue with a lever

Distractions Of The Great

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

God Sneezes Out Creation

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'