Cosmic Enthusiasts Prints

The Big Bang - Preachers.

'I don't deny that my client murdered a man, but his moon was in Taurus, folks, His moooooon was in Taurus!'

People were given a vast universe to teach them humility and they invented astrology to make it all about them.

Please don't walk on the stars.

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

'Teenagers!'

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

Einstein's T-Shirt reads: My Wife Doesn't Understand Me.

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

Quantum Psychic

Blue Origin

"We evolved from asteroids"

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

The Big Tipper

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

NASA Special

For the last time, Bobby, I told you – every other person gets the red cup with the placebo. Lemonade 50¢.

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

'GM apples prevent Migraine'

"I'm studying the effects of prolonged radiation exposure on a panzerotti."

"I've been supporting life for billions of years! You'd think they'd be supporting themselves by now!"

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

"It could never work between us."

"No, Einstein's theory of relativity isn't, 'don't marry your cousin.'"

'What it all means is, ker-booom!'

"AS a matter of fact, yes, you have told me you vacationed on Earth."