Celestial Being Admirer Mugs

"He's really good. He's a omnipotent beig that has existed before time and the universe, plus he used to play tennis."

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

Unicorn Working From Home

Phoenix

"My world is Tribeca, lars, and yours is a different world."

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

Fishy tail.

Beware of the Dragon

"Heelllllooooooo, Roswell!!"

Purple Fairy

"Don't make eye-contact, don't make eye-contact..."

"You get a white robe, a halo, wings, and of course, free WIFI."

'Count Dracula, I wish you'd come to me sooner...'

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

'Care for anything else - an explanation perhaps?'

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

Factory Recall Unicorn.

Loch Ness Monster

'Is this a cirrocumulus or what?'

'I'm here to apply for a green job.'

Elementary Genetics

"Do you have any ice water? Hot chocolate goes right though me."