Celestial Aficionado Mugs

"Hey! - What's this I hear about you ECLIPSING me?"

"Have you noticed how nobody seems to be in a hurry here?"

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"It's just one bad review and we all know who wrote it."

"Then it's agreed. Judgment Day, whenever it comes, will fall on a Thursday, so that they'll get the long weekend."

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

"That's our new church mascot."

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

The Suite Hereafter

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

"You run into a window, too?"

'Look Chaucer, there goes that rotten plagiarist Shakespeare again!'

"They weren't kidding when they said a women's work is never done!"

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

'All You Can Eat Wings.'

'Go right on in, Helen. By the way, be sure to read tomorrow's newspaper - I understand your grandson has drawn a cartoon in your honor.'

Waiting for host to start the meeting.

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

No caption. (An astronomer looks through a high-powered telescope while a baby in a crib looks through a hand-held scope).

Jenga!!!

'I'm worried about this growth on my back!'

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

"You get a white robe, a halo, wings, and of course, free WIFI."

'Is this a cirrocumulus or what?'

'Uh, no...Generally I don't take requests.'

'The Hubble telescope is providing us with incredibly distant images of a very early universe.'