Celestial Lover T-Shirts

'I told you I refuse to be born today. I don't want to be Aries.'

Jenga!!!

"You had me at sextile moon."

"Good game."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Ghostwriting the Bible

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Quantum Psychic

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

I catched a star for someone I love: you.

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

"I've been supporting life for billions of years! You'd think they'd be supporting themselves by now!"

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

Glimpses One Dollar

The first dog in space - with his head hanging out the window

"You get a white robe, a halo, wings, and of course, free WIFI."

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

"I'll pass on reincarnation. I'm glad that I don't live in the age of Trump!"

Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman).

Hubble Telescope

Lust in Space.

'It was a split decision.'

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

"Who did you think has been drawing you all this time?"

"God lives in the eternal present. The gift that keeps on giving."

'We haven't had a client in weeks - maybe we should make a promotional video.'

"Oh, yes, he's bad. But in a good way."

"Any requests?"

'-and I'll tell you something else-it beats playing the harp!'