Celestial Story Lover Gifts

Lesser-known phases of the moon. Hey! Rebellious. Why does earth keep staring at me? Awkward. Shy. Immature.

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

"Good game."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Ghostwriting the Bible

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

Local News in Heaven

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

"I've been supporting life for billions of years! You'd think they'd be supporting themselves by now!"

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

"You have to practice because if the Devil challenges you to a fiddle contest and wins, he gets your soul."

'I was on my way to Heaven, when they stumbled across my blog...'

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

Diver finds Davy Jones' locker.

Glimpses One Dollar

Oops! Maybe we better make the chicken first.

Jenga!!!

"So much for eternal rest."

"I'll pass on reincarnation. I'm glad that I don't live in the age of Trump!"

'I told you not to order the stake.'

'She loved me...'

You always keep the same face turned this way --- Don't you trust me?

"God lives in the eternal present. The gift that keeps on giving."

'I'm Hamlet's father, come back to claim my place in the history of English Literature.'

'It was a split decision.'

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

The dark side of the moon

"Who did you think has been drawing you all this time?"